Chicago + January = Blows Mega Giraffe Abortions

This snow keeps falling
Never ending
Just gently caressing the land
With its sweet white flakes

All of a sudden...

WHHHOOOSSSHHH!!!

The wind sends an army of
Those same flakes into
Your face
Leaving you cold, wet, and
Possibly blinded

Shivershivershiver

Even walking to the bus stop
Is much more of a pain
Oh, darn
I have to carry my horn there, too

Trudgetrudge

WHHHHOOOOSSSHHH!!

'We love it here'
The citizens say as their
Teeth clatter, bodies shiver,
And breath freezes in the air

Yeah.
Sure we do.